The Battle of the Ancients
Tremere: That's it Haqim! I've had it with you! You'll DIE!!!
Haqim: Says you! Pfff...
Tremere: Oh yeah! Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames! I whipe you all the way to Asia!
Haqim: Celerity 10. I'm dodging and standing in the middle of the ocean!
Tremere: Thaumaturgy 10, Power of Neptune. I vaporize the ocean.
Haqim: Quietus 10. What ocean?
Tremere: Thaumaturgy 10, Movement of the Mind. I drop the moon on the rest of the ocean.
Lasombra: My turn! Obtenebration 9. What moon?
Tremere: Auspex 10. THAT moon!
Lasombra: I give up...
Haqim: Uh, shit. Errrrrrr... Quietus 10!
Tremere: Here comes the big, round stoneball, baby!
Haqim gets smashed
Brujah: Didn't he use Quietus 10?
Nosferatu: Yes, and it was a surprisingly silent smash... stupid disciplin.
Tremere: Lasombra...
Lasombra: Errrrr... Tzimisce's turn!
Tzimisce: Vicisitude 10. Try that moonsmashtrick again, wizzyboy!
Tremere: Hmm.. Ventrue?
Ventrue: Domination 10. Who's yer Daddy?
Tzimisce: You are my Daddy!
Lasombra: My turn! Feel the pain!
Ventrue: Fortitude 10! What pain?
Lasombra: Obtenebration 10! I hope you like dark places.
Ventrue: Fuck.
Ventrue vanishes
Lasombra: I ALWAYS wanted to do that once.
Tzimisce: Vicisitude 10: You're a little ball of cheese, now.
Little Ball of Cheese: Why?
Tzimisce: Ventrue appearantly still has the power... Read dominate 10 please.
Little Ball of Cheese: Darn, he's right.
Tzimisce: Animalism 10. A horde of cheeseeating mice.
Little Ball of Cheese: Obtenebration 10. I'm the Shadow of a little ball of cheese.
Tzimisce: You, Tremere!
Tremere: Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. You mean, the shadow of a fondue.
Little ball of cheese: *melt*
Nosferatu: Animalism 10. That's MY horde of mice!
Tzimisce: Animalism 10. MINE!
Nosferatu: MINE!
Tzimisce: Give it to me!
Brujah: Celerity 10 AND Potence 10. I crunch Tzimisce and Nosferatu while they are arguing bout the mice.
Nosferatu: Urks. (dies)
Tzimisce: Urks. (Remorphes himself) I just LOVE Vicisitude 10!
Brujah: Oh dear...
Tzimisce: Now the mice are MINE!
Masked Avenger appears out of nothing.
Masked Avenger: You will all die, for cooperating with our enemies! Or, in some cases, for BEING our enemies!
Ennoia: Who the fuck are you any way?
Masked Avenger: Oh, s'rry, I'm too early.
Masked Avenger disappeares.
Tzimisce: Not even the first Masked Avenger, who ever he might be, can stop me!!!
Arikel: Auspex 10. What can one do to stop someone with Vicisitude 10? Oh! Diablery!
Tremere: Thaumaturgy or so. I lower Arikels generation a bit.
Brujah: Potence 10. I deliver Tzimisce a crossfire of punches!
Tzimisce: Vicisitude 10. I can ignore that...
Ennoia: Animalism 10: My Mice.
Tzimisce: Mine!!
Tremere: Quick Arikel. Diablerise Tzimisce while he's distracted!
Augustus: Necromancy 10, Path of bones! The dead have risen - and elect the Republicans!
Tremere: Will you guys ever stop caring about transitory power?
Augustus: hmm... Nah!
Malkav: Dementation 10! Everybody becomes deranged!
*silence*
*More silence*
Brujah: Do you feel something, Ennoia?
Ennoia: Nope... You?
Brujah: Nah... Tremere?
Tremere: No...
Augustus: Me neither!
Brujah: Who asked you?!
Malkav: Hmpf... Botch.
Tzimisce: Well, I *rattle*
Arikel: (Drops Tzimisces diablerised body onto the floor.) I feel so... different!
Ennoia: Okay, that takes care of that one... MY mice.
Arikel: I've got Animalism 10 now too! MINE!
Malkav: Bitchfight!!!
Brujah: Actually it's Micefight.
Augustus: How amusing.
Tremere: Thaumaturgy 10 Hands of destruction. I kill these freaked mice!
Arikel: Wuaaaaaah!
Augustus: Zombiemice!
Ennoia: Bastards.
Masked Avenger 1, 2 and 3 appear
Masked Avenger 2: Prepare for your definite death through the hands of the Masked Avengers!
Masked Avenger 3: Especially you Tremere!
Masked Avenger 2: Nah, especially YOU Augustus!
Masked Avenger 3: Tremere!
Masked Avenger 2: Augustus!
Ennoia: Anyhow... who are you, clowns?
Masked Avenger 3: That's a secret! That's where the masks are for!!!
Brujah: Talking bout masks, why does yours have THREE eyeholes?
Masked Avenger 3: Ha! To be different!
Brujah: So where's the point of wearing a mask?
Masked Avenger 1: You always were a clever a****...
Brujah: Potence 10: I crunch the first Masked Avenger.
Masked Avenger 1: Aw. (dies)
Masked Avenger 2: We, being the other Masked Avengers, aren't that easy to defeat! We'll get our revenge!
Especially YOU Augustus!
Masked Avenger 3: Tremere!
Masked Avenger 2: Augustus!
Augustus: can't we just get rid of those idiots?
Tremere: Sure. You take that dude with the three holes in his mask and I'll get the moron who pretends to be my arch enemy.
Masked Avenger 3: I, the one with the three eyes, am your arch enemy, Tremere!
Tremere: Oh yeah? Is it? Whatever...
Augustus: Potence 10. I crunch the lad with the three eyes.
Masked Avenger 3: Fortitude 10. I soak that.
Tremere: Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. I whipe out the Masked Avenger 2.
Masked Avenger 2: Fortitude 10. I soak that.
Brujah: Like guests who don't want to leave...
Augustus: I can handle that easily: Necromancy 10, Path of Ashes. I summon the spirits of those who died in a tragically way.
The Spirits Of Those Who Died In A Tragically Way: We are here!
Augustus: Tell your Tragedies tot the Masked Avengers.
The Spirits Of Those Who Died In A Tragically Way do as they are told.
Masked Avenger 3: Oh the fear! I can't stand it!
Masked Avenger 3 commits suicide
Masked Avenger 2: Fascinating! I want to learn more!
Augustus: Spirits Of Those Who Died In A Tragically Way, return to the Shadowlands!
The Spirits Of Those Who Died In A Tragically Way do as they are told.
Masked Avenger 2: I must follow them to learn more!
Masked Avenger 2 commits suicide.
Arikel: Man, That took! But now we're ready. What's next?
Tremere: Auspex 10 and Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. I burn Set in that corner over there to ashes.
(Set burns to ashes)
Augustus: Letting the others fight and kill the winner? I am disgusted! Shocked!
Brujah: Shocked cause you didn't come up with that one?...
Augustus: and I regret it deeply!
Masked Avenger 1 appears
Masked Avenger 1: Prepare for your definite death through the hands of the Masked Avenger!
Brujah: Did you guys too have that feeling of a déjà vu sometimes?
Masked Avenger 1: All of the time!
Ennoia: Enough! Protean10. May I present you the sun, guys?
Tremere: Hah! Thaumaturgy 10, Untouchable weakness!
Masked Avenger 1 goes *fwoosh*
Brujah goes *fwoosh*
Malkav goes *fwoosh*
Arikel goes *fwoosh*
Augustus: Hah! You acted perfectly as I planned! But wait... !
Augustus goes *fwoosh*
Tremere: Thaumaturgy 10, Neptunes power. I whipe Ennoia.
Ennoia goes *fwoosh*
Tremere: Yahoooooooo, I did it! I won!!!
Ravnos: You forgot about me!
Tremere: You? Where the heck have you been?
Ravnos: I've kept in the background.
Tremere: And you weren't killed by the sun?
Ravnos: Fortitude 10, Baby. And errr... thank you for not killing my mice.
Tremere: Prepare to DIE!!!
Ravnos: Not so fast! Chimaera 10!
Tremere: Chimaerstry 10? You mean??...
Ravnos: You! "Reality". I bring us all into a role playing game!
Tremere: You wouldn't dare!
Ravnos: I already did.
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